I keep submitting jokes to Reddit but none of them get popular. Last week I posted ten puns!
I thought at least one of them would get trending.
As it turned out, no pun in ten did.
My doctor just thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample.
I told him it was the least I could doo.
Because of the anti-semitic comments on my last joke, I am submitting a revised version
A ~~man~~KKK member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon.
"~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"
"Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out."
A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Drag...
The neighbourhood kids just invited me to a waterfight!
I'm just submitting this post while the kettle boils.
My mom runs her own garage
She's an amazing mother but she makes the lamest jokes, which are a source of constant annoyance for me. After an exceptionally bad day (I woke up late, spilled coffee on my white shirt, my SUV was malfunctioning so I reached office late, the printer was jammed so I had to take printouts of the repo...
I entered a pun competition
Being a competitive sort, I scoured my brains for my very best puns, sorting them and analysing them by punningness, and finally submitting my very best top ten puns. I was sure I would win, or at least one would make the medals table.
But unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I don'f understand people making typos in their post titles...
Don't they proof read before submitting?
The Music Major
A student has a music major final due, he must compose a symphony.
Out of time, he decides to go to the library to find sheet music and simply write it backwards and submit it as his own. He looks through the stacks and finds one from his very professor when he was a student. He copies it do...
My parents got called into a conference with my math teacher
I wasn’t submitting homework and I was skipping questions on my tests. It’s no problem though; I’m in the clear. They explained to him that we are atheists so he can’t make me solve exponential functions due to the fact we don’t believe in higher powers.
What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?
Submitting a stool sample.
I was driving by some land that was for sale
I was driving by some land for sale and was wondering the price. It was a lot.
Edit. First time submitting. Hope you liked it!
LPT
LPT When submitting a post, make sure you post to the correct subreddit or you will look like an idiot
My Work Joke
Here is how my file name changes over the course of few days before submitting for approvals.
DB support Business Case Approval.pptx
DB support Business Case Approval v1.pptx
DB support Business Case Approval v1.1.pptx
DB support Business Case Approval v1.2....
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