The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"
Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner...
A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....
....when a young man approached his desk.
“Here’s my paper, sir,” said the student.
“I’m sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.”
“Well, excuse me, sir,” the student said, haughtily. “Do you know who I am?”
“No, I do not,” re...
Seeking jokes for my grandmother who has dementia
My 90 year old grandma is in an assisted living home due to her dementia. She has been feeling isolated (no visits due to Covid).
I have decided to start calling her everyday with a "Joke Of The Day" but I need your help with grandma friendly jokes.
All submissions are greatly appr...
Where do r/jokes submissions live?
On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...
*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.
The woman ignores him.
*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*
The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the ...
Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange
Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.
I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.
First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...
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A man found out he won the lottery while at work...
The first thing he did after getting home was yell out to his wife "Honey, pack your things I just won the lottery!".
After hearing this she excitedly runs into the room yelling "That's great! Where are we going to go?".
The husband turns around looks her square in the eye and says, "D...
Request: Joke Length in brackets
When submitting the title of the joke, what if we had some sort of convention?