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Strip Search Jokes

I'm so fat, that when I went through airport security they didn't strip search me...

They burlesque searched me.

I went through airport security and the alarm went off

The TSA agent asked if I had any metal on me.

I said hell yeah I do, pulled out a Metallica CD and slammed it on the table.

I was detained and strip searched but it was worth it.

A man lives in a border town between the US and Canada

He lives on the Canadian side, but works in construction on the US side. Every morning, he walks over to the American side, and every evening, he comes back over to the Canadian side with a wheelbarrow full of sand. And, every day without fail, the Canadian Customs officers check him for any contrab...

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An arab was wrongfully taken into custody at the airport..

After feeling humiliated by the incident he decided to hire a lawyer to sue the TSA

The lawyer tells him “I’m sorry this happened to you. Ever since 9/11, your people have been forced to live in fear. This needs to stop! Now tell me exactly what happened?”

The arab goes on to explain h...

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Prison wives

There's a man who goes to prison. When he gets there the guards strip search him, de-louse him, and hand him a bright orange jumpsuit. Then he's escorted to his cell which already has one other occupant who happens to be quite a large strapping individual. The cell bars slam shut behind the new inma...

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