Stick In Jokes - 10 Hilarious Stick In Jokes

If you call someone a “stick in the mud” it’s because they are no fun.

But if a dog finds a stick in the mud it’s the greatest day of his life.

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What is impossible to stick in nearly half the time but too damn easy to pull out?

Those damn USB keys.

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Why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way

Fuck, I mean usb stick.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener

Will it come out sharp or shredded?

As I parked my car for work, I didn't notice that I left the stick in neutral

Things only went downhill from there

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A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.

He asks the first guy, "Can you take this hammer, throw it in the air, and catch it in your tool belt?"

The first guy says "I sure can!" and tosses the hammer 6 feet in the air. He catches it behind him right in his tool belt.

The foreman nods his head, and says to the second guy, "...

So a guy walks into the doctor's office with a celery stick in each ear and a carrot in each nose nostril...

He mumbles to the doctor "I think there's something wrong." to which the doctor replies "I don't think you're eating right."

Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, when he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake

To his amazement, the dog runs onto the lake, walks across the water, and brings back the stick.

Johnny can't believe his eyes, so he throws the stick onto the lake again, and once more the dog walks on the water and fetches the stick.

A man comes walking by, and wanting to show off hi...

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