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### Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Because it's a co-median ^_^

### I’m not always mean, sometimes I’m median. Really depends on my mode.

Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.

Is that normal?

### My co-worker disagreed when I said Median is the best average

He's a mean person!

### The mean, median, and mode walk into a Republican bar

The median says "Wow, this place us really skewed to the right! Me, though, I'm a centrist."

The mode was taller than everyone else and got the most numbers.

Meanwhile, the mean was overly influenced by outliers and got high off to the side.

### Somebody once told me that I was very mean

I said that's not true, sometimes I'm very median

Sorry, that was an average joke

### Nate the Snake (Long)

There once was an island in the middle of the ocean, shaped somewhat like a dog bone, with two populated ends separated by a long narrow strip of land with a highway connecting the two ends of the island.

Oddly enough, the entire island was held up from sinking into the ocean by a big lever,...

### A math professor was flirting with his girlfriend

Professor:" No, I'm the median"

### If I had to eat a number from 0 to 10, I would eat 5.

I’ve heard it’s median delicious.

### A woman was arrested the other day...

Apparently she was pumping gasoline when she spilled a little fuel on her hand. She was in a big hurry so she wiped it as best she could, paid and went on her way. As she was driving down the highway she lit up a cigarette and her hand ignited. A passing police officer immediately crossed the median...

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### Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church...

Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter, and once in awhile he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was.

Vhile dey were taking up the collection, O...

Median rare.

Median

### If Timmy buys 7 apples and eats 5

what is the median velocity of his motorcycle?

### What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider?

They're in mean median mode.

### Statistics humour

The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where's your other friend". The median says, "We don't like him anymore. He's mean."

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### The pope is in Mexico visiting. He lowers the partition and kindly asks if he can drive.....

Pope: I said, would you mind if I drive today?

Driver: B..bu...but, sir I will most certainly loose my job if I did that.

Pope: In all these years I have never driven. I used to enjoy driving so very much. I promise, you will not loose your...

### A mathematician was crossing the road

when a car blew past 1 foot in front of him and another 1 foot behind him.

He was standing on the Median and died instantly.

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### A mother and daughter are headed northbound on the highway.

At the same time there's a girlfriend and her boyfriend furiously arguing heading southbound on the same highway. The argument gets completely out of control. To the point where the girlfriend whips out a knife, grabs her boyfriends penis, cuts it off, and throws it out the window.

The penis ...

### My maths teacher just told us a mean joke...

I thought he was a coMedian.

### Why did the mean and mode laugh together?

Because they had a co-median between them.

### Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots?

It was in mean median mode.