Median Jokes

The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your buddy. He’s mean.”

Because it's a co-median ^_^

Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.

Is that normal?

What do you call an average comedian?
……
A median

I said that's not true, sometimes I'm very median

Sorry, that was an average joke

He's a mean person!

There once was an island in the middle of the ocean, shaped somewhat like a dog bone, with two populated ends separated by a long narrow strip of land with a highway connecting the two ends of the island.

Oddly enough, the entire island was held up from sinking into the ocean by a big lever,... read more

The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where's your other friend". The median says, "We don't like him anymore. He's mean."

I’ve heard it’s median delicious.

Median

Girlfriend: "Oh your mean!"
Professor:" No, I'm the median"

...mean, median, Depeche Mode.

They're in mean median mode.

Median rare.

Apparently she was pumping gasoline when she spilled a little fuel on her hand. She was in a big hurry so she wiped it as best she could, paid and went on her way. As she was driving down the highway she lit up a cigarette and her hand ignited. A passing police officer immediately crossed the median... read more

what is the median velocity of his motorcycle?

I thought he was a coMedian.

when a car blew past 1 foot in front of him and another 1 foot behind him.

He was standing on the Median and died instantly.

It was in mean median mode.