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Steve Martin Jokes

Just bought a set of twelve Steve Martin films at 75% off.

They were cheaper by the dozen.

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What do Louis Ck and Steve Martin have in common?

They both want you to watch The Jerk.

TIL When Steve Martin was 20 he had a ventriloquism act. The manager of a club where he performed had a tip for him.

"You have to hold the dummy closer to the mic."

From Steve Martin's interview on Seth Meyers' show.

Why is Martin Short?

So he can lick Steve Martin’s tall boy without bending over.

Some people have a way with words

Others, uh, not have way


-Steve Martin

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