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Toto Jokes

I want to hear 99 people sing ‘Africa’ by Toto.

It’s something that a hundred men or more could never do.

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa.

Is Africa by Toto country music?

No it’s continent music.

How good is Toto's Africa?

Well, they named a continent after it.
SO, PRETTY DAMN GOOD

Little Totos and his father.

One day little Totos returning home after school, found his dog dead on the lawn with its feet up in the air. "Dad why did the dog die with his feet up in the air" said Totos, "That's because its easier for god to come and take him" his father replied. The other day when his father returned home fro...

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An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies

He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone. So he invites his young grandson over to mark one item off his bucket list. His grandson arrives and notices his grandfather is scarred all over and missing some of his limbs, most noticeably one of his hands.


"Ho...

Totos is wondering why he failed the test since he answered all questions correct:

1. In which battle did Leonidas die?

\- His last one.



2. Where did the Declaration of Independence was signed?

\- At the bottom of the page.



3. If you throw a stone in the lake, what will happen?

\- It will get wet.



4. How can some...

What does the band Toto say when it orders a gin tonic?

Hold the lime!

What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger remembers the lyrics to Africa

Toto recall

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I’ve been thinking recently if the bands Toto, Tommy lee and Marvin Gaye firmed a band it would be

Toto lee Gaye

Classic Rock and Roll Trivia

I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said

"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".

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I tried to translate a joke from Greek

One day, while at school, Marika feels something wet in her underwear.


She goes to her teacher, and says:


"Teacher! Teacher! i have blood in my underwear!"
Her teacher explains to her that it's completely normal, it means that she is a woman now!


They send her bac...

Someone said to me, "I stopped an old man along the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies.' But I didn't believe him.

Seems like a Toto fabrication.

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

Musical unrest

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in an...

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