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Non Sequitur Jokes

I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick ass,

and I'm all out of pineapples.

You know what they say about non sequiturs...

I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!

(I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)

A non sequitur walks into a bar

In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

TIL that clinical researchers have found the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine can cause non sequitur.

It’s an aside effect.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

HR The Movie: Now it’s personnel.

More of a non sequitur really

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