I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick ass,
and I'm all out of pineapples.
TIL that clinical researchers have found the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine can cause non sequitur.
It’s an aside effect.
You know what they say about non sequiturs...
I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
(I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
A non sequitur walks into a bar
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A grammar book walks into a bar
* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
* A bar was walked into by the pass...
HR The Movie: Now it’s personnel.
More of a non sequitur really
A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.
As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain...