Causality Jokes - 2 Hilarious Causality Jokes

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The bartender says, "Get out! In this bar, we OBEY the law of causality!"

A tachyon walks into a bar...

..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad.

My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality..

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