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Sex with me is like Scott Frank's Emmy speech

Stop the music, I'm not done

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In Honor of His First Emmy, My Favorite Henry Winkler Joke

Henry Winkler boards a plane and sits in First Class. The attractive stewardess says, "Would you like a drink?" and he says, "Yes, thank you."

She brings him the drink, and then asks, "Would you like some headphones?"

He says, "Absolutely. But just so you know, it's pronounced 'Fon...

Why couldn't Miss Piggy give a speech at the Emmys?

She had a frog in her throat

Can you escape death

emmy is in his room when death came to him and said

DEATH: you are next on my list (showed Emmy the list)

EMMY: please can you jump to the next person on the list

DEATH: no it's not done that way

EMMY: okay wait, before I die can I serve you with the remaining food in ...

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