The bar manager said I could pay with bits of dry wood, bark, paper, even steel wool.
I asked him why and he told that it's legal tinder.
MOUSE HOLE
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonig...
Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...
So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
A Conductor on a train...
There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. Let's say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man.
So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have you...
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