The bar manager said I could pay with bits of dry wood, bark, paper, even steel wool.
I asked him why and he told that it's legal tinder.
Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...
So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
A Conductor on a train...
There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. Let's say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man.
So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have you...
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