The butcher shouldn’t put the names of the cows on the packaging.

I feel really bad eating good old Chuck.

What do you get if you shred a PlayStation 5's retail packaging?

An ex-box.

During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,

- Doesn't need heating,

But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

- Has great packaging.

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Condom packaging

Do you know why high schoolers buy condoms in 2 packs?
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No?
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For Friday night and Saturday night.

Do you now why college kids buy condoms in 4 packs?
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No?
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For Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday
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Do you know why married men buy c...

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Warning to all men about purchasing stuff on eBay. Be careful what you buy on eBay.

If you buy stuff on line, be sure to check out the seller very carefully.

I just spent £95 + post and packaging. on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."

TIL ramen is fully cooked before packaging

Otherwise it would be called rawmen

Did you hear cheese companies stopped packaging pre shredded cheese in the USA?

We need to Make America Grate Again

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

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Job advertisement

A company was searching for someone to pack items. The only requirement for the job was to be able to count to ten.

The first applicant comes in and is asked to count to ten.

>10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

Well, that's backwards. Can you also do it in the correct ord...

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The packaging on Viagra says "Keep away from children" what kind of a man do they think I am?

that cant keep an erection around a child...

On the front of the toothpaste packaging it said: "For Amazingly Sparkling Teeth!"

"I better not buy it, then," I thought, "because mine are rancid."

M&Ms should change their packaging.

They should make it a white wrapper.

Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator.

Players just don't want lute boxes.

I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging.

They were in mint condition.

Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves.

Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.

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Land O Lakes

Have you guys seen the new Land O Lakes butter packaging? They removed the Native American girl from their labels to be more politically correct.

Now that’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen; remove the Indian and keep the land.

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