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Packaging Jokes

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The packaging on Viagra says "Keep away from children" what kind of a man do they think I am?

that cant keep an erection around a child...

During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,

- Doesn't need heating,

But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

- Has great packaging.

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Condom packaging

Do you know why high schoolers buy condoms in 2 packs?
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No?
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For Friday night and Saturday night.

Do you now why college kids buy condoms in 4 packs?
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No?
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For Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday
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Do you know why married men buy c...

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What's the difference between a cheap guy at a restaurant and a worker packaging silicone breast implants?

One's a shitty tipper....

M&Ms should change their packaging.

They should make it a white wrapper.

On my Tinder profile it says I'm a professional boxer....

Sounds better than saying I work in the packaging department at an Amazon warehouse

TIL ramen is fully cooked before packaging

Otherwise it would be called rawmen

The butcher shouldn’t put the names of the cows on the packaging.

I feel really bad eating good old Chuck.

What do you get if you shred a PlayStation 5's retail packaging?

An ex-box.

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A man got fired from his job

A man got fired from his packaging job at a produce factory. Comes home and wife asksed how it happened.
He: I was feeling hot, so I stuck my dick into the pickle slicer.
She: Oh no! Is your dick ok?
He: Yeah, my dick is fine. They fired me for some workplace ethics rule.
She: And what a...

Did you hear cheese companies stopped packaging pre shredded cheese in the USA?

We need to Make America Grate Again

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator.

Players just don't want lute boxes.

I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging.

They were in mint condition.

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My grandma Edna had to get a job...

...so she applied and was hired at the toy factory where they make Tickle-Me Elmo dolls. She was led to her station near the end of the assembly line where the foreman told her what was expected of her.

A couple hours later, the foreman came back to check on her. He stood behind her and o...

Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves.

Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.

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A wife comes home and finds her husband in bed with a young woman.

As she is reaching for the phone to call her lawyer, he says, "Wait a minute! I can explain everything!
"I was at the mall and I saw this young lady sitting with a sign saying 'Will work for food', and you know the yard has needed a good clean-up, so I told her if she was willing to come and cl...

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