My grandfather says he survived mustard gas and pepper sprays during war.
He's a seasoned veteran.
A blonde is traveling with her friend down an old back road when she slams on her breaks to miss a rabbit.
They both get out of the car to see a dead rabbit laying in the middle of the road.
The friend turns to the blonde and says “omg, you just killed that poor rabbit, what are we going to do?”
The blonde returns to her car to retrieve a spray can, then back to her friend, that’s frantic...
An arsonist lights an economist's house on fire.
When the economist arrives home, he turns on the garden hose in his front yard and sprays a huge blast of water on the fire. This completely puts out the fire, but now a section of the house is covered in water.
The next day, the arsonist lights a chemist's house on fire.
When the chem...
A before Viagara Joke
One day Grandpa was watching Junior playing with an earthworm. Grandpa said, " Junior, I will give you $10 if you can put that worm back down in its hole."
The kids thinks and thinks, then runs into the house and returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worn all over and as it gets...
My friend always sprays spittle when he’s bragging
Weird flecks but ok
What do you call a person who sprays deodorant at people and chokes them?
An axe murderer
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A woman walks up to the club pro and asks for a lesson. So he says “Hit a few balls and let me see how you swing.” She sprays balls right and left, slicing and shanking the ball.
So the pro tries changing her back swing, changing her grip, and nothing is working. Exasperated, he finally says...
A woman and her husband are driving down the highway, when all of a sudden - splat - they've hit something furry
The woman pulls over, gets out and looks behind the car. A little bunny is squashed on the side of the road. The man, coming up behind him, says "Oh poor little guy."
"It's OK," says the woman, "I've got just the thing." She goes back, rummages in her handbag, and comes back with a spray can....