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An old man was dying, and asked his wife for a favor...

He said, ā€œI will be dying soon, so Iā€™d like you to put all my prized possessions in the attic, so that when I die, my spirt can grab the items as I ascend to heaven.ā€

The wife obliged, and when her husband passed a few days later, she ran up to the attic to see if he managed to take his belon...

Two kids are playing with an Ouija Board

Kid 1: Spirits are you here with us, tonight?

The piece that tells you the answer went to yes

Kid 2: Wow, these really do work

Kid 1: Spirts, why are you here?

Then the piece that tells you the answer went to ā€œYā€ then it went to ā€œOā€ then it went to ā€œUā€ it went off of ā€œUā€ ...

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