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Repellent Jokes

I find myself buying the same mosquito repellent my boyfriend gives me

I guess you could say he's rubbing Off on me

A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent.

He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
“Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.”
The farmer was dubious.
“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray.
If there is ...

How did the scientist invent the mosquito repellent?

He started from scratch

I know a guy who has a fetish for insect repellents.

He likes to get OFF.

I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.

There’s no files on me.

I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now he'll never have any friends.

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Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy....

I always get Off.

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.


She says, ’Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything abo...

Yall know the one with the airplane safety instruction ?

A business man has to go over sees on a business related trip so he has to take a plane for the firs time in his life . He goes through the whole process and boards the plane sitting down . The safety instruction begins and the flight attendant begin to explain " If any of the engines fail , do not...

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