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Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness.

He's an ex-terminator.
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide

"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.



"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."

A man wanted to buy a good insecticide

"Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.

"No, it kills them" the retailer replayed.
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Went to the hardware store today. I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the assistant if it was any good for ants....

"Nope" said the man, "it will kill them."
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Spiderman found dead this morning

Police believe he commited insecticide
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I tried to translate a joke from my native language

A man walks into a gardening store and asks the clerk: "Have you got anything for ants?"
The clerk replies with: "Well, we've got insecticide..."
Tha man frowns and says: "Are you crazy?! It says on the can that it kills them!"
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Why are insects farmed for food always organic?

They don't use insecticide.
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QUITTING COFFEE

I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...
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