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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide

"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.



"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."

Why are insects farmed for food always organic?

They don't use insecticide.

QUITTING COFFEE

I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...

Went to the hardware store today...

I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants.

Old man says "nope, it'll kill em"

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