Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness.
He's an ex-terminator.
A man wanted to buy a good insecticide
"Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.
"No, it kills them" the retailer replayed.
Went to the hardware store today. I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the assistant if it was any good for ants....
"Nope" said the man, "it will kill them."
Spiderman found dead this morning
Police believe he commited insecticide
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide
"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.
"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."
An entire cult of dead killer bees were found dead.
They are thought to have committed insecticide
I tried to translate a joke from my native language
A man walks into a gardening store and asks the clerk: "Have you got anything for ants?" The clerk replies with: "Well, we've got insecticide..." Tha man frowns and says: "Are you crazy?! It says on the can that it kills them!"
Why are insects farmed for food always organic?
They don't use insecticide.
I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...