Mark was at the store deciding on which type of insecticide he should buy when a retailer asked him if he needed any help.

"Is this good for wasps?" Mark asked.

*"No, it kills them."*

Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness.

He's an ex-terminator.

Went to the hardware store today. I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the assistant if it was any good for ants....

"Nope" said the man, "it will kill them."

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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide

"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.



"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."

I tried to translate a joke from my native language

A man walks into a gardening store and asks the clerk: "Have you got anything for ants?"
The clerk replies with: "Well, we've got insecticide..."
Tha man frowns and says: "Are you crazy?! It says on the can that it kills them!"

Why are insects farmed for food always organic?

They don't use insecticide.

QUITTING COFFEE

I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...

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