Mark was at the store deciding on which type of insecticide he should buy when a retailer asked him if he needed any help.
"Is this good for wasps?" Mark asked.
*"No, it kills them."*
Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness.
He's an ex-terminator.
Went to the hardware store today. I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the assistant if it was any good for ants....
"Nope" said the man, "it will kill them."
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide
"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.
"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."
I tried to translate a joke from my native language
A man walks into a gardening store and asks the clerk: "Have you got anything for ants?" The clerk replies with: "Well, we've got insecticide..." Tha man frowns and says: "Are you crazy?! It says on the can that it kills them!"
Why are insects farmed for food always organic?
They don't use insecticide.
I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...