A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide
"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.
"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."
Why are insects farmed for food always organic?
They don't use insecticide.
I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...
Went to the hardware store today...
I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants.
Old man says "nope, it'll kill em"