A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood. After several weeks of fuming at his chickens for making scratches and small dents in the hood of his car he decided to find a solution. Coincidentally a salesperson came by his house and offered a s...
A survey just out today shows that the most popular coating for deep-fried food is golden breadcrumbs.
I can't believe it's not batter.
I spent the morning by thoroughly coating the ladder that leads into my roof space with grease.
Its an anti-climb attic story.
A nice old lady gives a bus driver some nuts…
A nice old lady on a bus offers the bus driver some peanuts, the driver happily eats them. Every five minutes the old lady hands the driver a handful of nuts, eventually he asks:
“Why don’t you eat them yourself?” To which the old lady replies
“I don’t have any teeth, look” ...
A man and his dog walk into a bar...
The man proceeds to sit on a stool and the dog quickly follows, jumping onto the next stool. The barkeep tells the man ‘Sir your dog can’t sit there!’
‘Well I reckon he can. You see, this is no ordinary dog. This dog here has the gift of speech, and that makes him my best friend. And I believ...
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The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 120 days, proving the country does not belong to China
Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.