A man had just recently gotten into woodworking. He had made a nice table, some chairs, and a few other things around the house.
One day, his wife came up to him and asked if he could try to make her a dildo. He found the request to be a bit odd, but being the great husband he is, he agreed. ...
I spent the morning by thoroughly coating the ladder that leads into my roof space with grease.
Its an anti-climb attic story.
A survey just out today shows that the most popular coating for deep-fried food is golden breadcrumbs.
I can't believe it's not batter.
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood. After several weeks of fuming at his chickens for making scratches and small dents in the hood of his car he decided to find a solution. Coincidentally a salesperson came by his house and offered a s...
My friend and I just opened a bakery!
As an opening day special we added a sugary coating to all products at no extra charge.
We came out all buns glazing!
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The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 120 days, proving the country does not belong to China
Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.