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Small Stuff Jokes

The meaning of life

A philosophy professor wants to do a lasting final lecture before retiring, so he chooses to teach about the meaning of life. He gets into the classroom and puts a big empty jar on the table. He starts to fill the jar with cobble to the top and asks the class whether the jar is filled or not. They a...

A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her...

When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks.

She then asked the students if the jar was full?

They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.

She ...

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I told the truth

When my friend shook my hand and asked why it was sticky. I said "**cum on,** don't sweat the small stuff."

I never practice pelvic thrusts before getting into bed with someone.

Cause I don't sweat the small stuff.

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