Lowercase Jokes - 21 Hilarious Lowercase Jokes

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

Because he hated capitalism.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters...

He doesn't like Capitalism

Why do communists prefer to use only lowercase letter?

Well, because they hate capitalism.

Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?

Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital

I invented a diet. It's called the lowercase diet. Don't eat foods with capital letters.

Works best if you're German!

History's biggest irony is that the Russian alphabet has no lowercase letters

It's all Capitalization.

"Sir, I know you are having trouble typing in your password." "Please can we try again. Your password is capital A as in Apple, lowercase T as in Tom, the number 4, Q as in Cucumber... "

This is something I actually said during my call center days. The call screeners wouldn't let me forget for months.

A man needs WiFi at the local pub.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: “You need to buy a drink first.”

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, “what’s the WiFi password?”

The bartender answers: “Y...

Worst wifi password ever.

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso...

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

I was at a funeral service the other day and didn't have any cell service...

So, I marched down the aisle to the front and gave the priest a friendly ol' pat on the shoulder. "Hey buddy, do you by any chance know the Wi-Fi password about these parts?"

The priest, bewildered, gave me a look of disgust and hissed, "show some respect."

"All lowercase?" I asked.

I bought an L shaped sofa.

Lowercase l

If you want to defeat capitalism......

If you want to defeat capitalism
Then you need to rally the *lowercase*

A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the wifi password.

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

Remember proper protection this valentines day

Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits

Respect the dead

A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

I've got an L-shaped bed.

Lowercase.

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A man goes to the bakery

He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter B on it. The baker says okay, I'm very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready.

The guy leaves, comes back in a few days, and the baker says, "Here you are! A cake w...

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