A guy accidentally says another girls name during sex
One day, Matt is fucking his girlfriend, Sarah, in his apartment, after they both spent some time together. They're both passionately going at it, and look into each others eyes, and as Matt is about to climax he yells "Ohhh, Angela!"
Sarah instantly stops, and gives a sharp cold look, and sh...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Four women were chatting in the locker room (nsfw)
When one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on... there weren't any common terms for female masturbation.
"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just...
[Request] redneck jokes
My sis is in jail and really wants funny slang terms used by rednecks. I have looked online and there are a couple of short list and some books for sale. I don't mind mailing her a book but I thought this might be a better resource to try first Thank you all in advance.