My girlfriend told me if I use any more chess terminology, she'll break up with me
"Check," I said.
She moved out the next day.
"Checkmate," I said.
A young man is fired from his job after asking customers if they wanted “smoking or nonsmoking.”
He was fired because the correct terminology in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial.”
Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.
Looks like PC’s finally won.
A sailor walks into a bar and sits down next to a pretty woman.
Sailor: Do you like men in uniform?
Woman: I like the army and the air force, but sailors annoy me.
Sailor: Why's that?
Woman: They just overuse nautical terminology so much. That sort of thing is really irritating.
Sailor: I guess you're starboard about that. My wife sai...
What's the main problem with mansplaining?
Most women use the terminology wrong. You see...
What do you call the study of words?
The MLB is renaming the “disabled list” to the “injured list”.
I’m surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
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A young boy walks in on his parents arguing...
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