I dated a girl who only liked to have sex listening to gospel music.
It brought a new meaning to the term "coming to Jesus."
And just when I thought I was done.. I would rise three days later.
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An elderly religious woman receives an 80 year old parrot as a gift but it has the worst language.
It goes through every possible cuss word every day and night. She talks to a friend that tells her about a bird whisperer. She meets with him and he tells her to leave the parrot with him for one week. When he brings the bird back she notices a string tied to each leg and asks about them. The ma...