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So Tekashi69 could face life in prison

Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
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Rapper Eminem has tested positive for COVID-19

In a statement released by doctors, it has been been revealed the following symptoms: his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Not to mention that there was vomit on his sweater already.

Initial testing suggests that the cause is: Mom's Spaghetti.
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What do rappers and vegans have in common?

Fake beef
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What’s a rappers favourite toy?

A yo yo!
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What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.
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What would be Trump's rapper name?

McDonalds
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How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle

Candy Bars
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Who is Thomas the Tank Engine's favorite rapper?

Choo Trains
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What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white?

50 percent
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An aspiring rapper finds a genie in a bottle...

"What are your three wishes?" the genie asks?

"First, I want to bring back Tupac and Biggie," he says. POOF! Tupac Shakir and Notorious B.I.G. appear beside him.

"Next I want to us all to live in Snoop's crib." POOF! The three are kicking it inside Snoop Dogg's huge mansion.
...

Person 1 says: I like Eminem

Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
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Who’s a sloth’s favorite rapper?

Lay-Z
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Name a rapper with small abdominal muscles

2Pac
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I'm a big fan of underground rappers

Such as Tupac, Eazy-E, XXXTentacion, and Juice Wrld

What do you call a rapper that smells nice?

Post Cologne
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Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He’s now called 50/50.

Why didn't the fisherman make it as a rapper?

His lines were okay, but his hooks were debaitable.
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What does Santa the Rapper say at the beginning of his concerts?

"Where my ho ho ho's at?"
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What do you call a female rapper?

38 Cent
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What do you call a mentally challenged rapper?

Why a rap autist of course.
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What is rapper Eminem's favorite vaccine?

J and J, cause you only get one shot!
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I told my wife that Will Smith is the best actor/rapper of all time.

She said that’s Ludacris
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what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.
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What does a mumble rapper and a politician have in common?

both of their careers depend on incomprehensible bullshit

What do you call a Jewish rapper?

Doctor Dreidel
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Why do good rappers make bad farmers?

Because they can only make sick beets
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What's a Russian's favourite rapper?

50 Cent

Or as they say in Russia, 10 million rubles
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What do you call a suspicious Arab rapper?

Salim Shady
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Who is the cheesiest rapper?

Feta Wap 🧀
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A failed rapper, a failed rock star, and a mediocre country singer walk into a bar

He tells the bartender "anything but Budweiser."
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(NSFW) Did you hear about the rapper that only raps on her period?

She has a mean flow
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What do you call a rapper that makes superhero movies?

MC U
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Did you hear about the rapper who made a killing in the stock market?

Lil' Nas Daq
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Who is an auctioneer's favorite rapper?

MC Hammer
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Did you hear about the turban-wearing rapper?

He was laying down some Sikh beats.
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Rappers hate Trump...

Nothing rhymes with orange.
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who is the best candy (w)rapper?

Eminem!
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What do you call a cheese rapper?

Prov Malone.
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What do you call an Egyptian rapper with bad gas?

>!Tootin' Common!<
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What are Mexican girl’s favorite American rapper?

Jajaja rule.
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What's the difference between a mumble rapper and a convict...

One of them can finish a sentence.
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If you only had one beer, you’re not an alcoholic. If you make one song on SoundCloud, you’re not a rapper.

But I have sex with one guy and now I’m gay?

Why do rappers always buy small shoes?

'Cause they all have lil ft.
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What do you call an American rapper who wears an open-fronted knitted sweater?

Cardi Gan
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Mumble rappers are dying off

Lil' by Lil'
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The rapper 50 Cent is known by many names

For instance, in Russia they call him 1352 Ruble

**Edit:** Make that 1459 Ruble
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What do you call a Dothraki rapper?

Wiz Khaleesi
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Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?

He heard they had fresh beets.
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What do you call distinguished, highly respected rapper?

Eminent
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What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about?

I don’t know...Their verses aren’t Pacific.
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Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin Ho Malone?

His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.
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We Turkish people love American rapper 50 cent!

Or how we call him in Turkey - 1 lira

**two days after**


I meant 3 lira!


**another 2 days later**


I meant 5 lira!
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What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ
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"I saw a famous rapper urinating onto a gravestone."

"P. Diddy?"

"Yes, onto a gravestone."
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What do you call it when a rapper attacks a loved one?

beats by Dr. Dre
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A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...

He now produces his own beets
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I decided to give my 3 year old sister a rapper name

She’s lil shit

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?

Because they used to spit fire.
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At my school there’s a rapper named MC Squared

The science teacher just calls him E
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Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass.

2 Chainz also announced that he’s changing his name, due to supply chain issues

A white rapper

Walks into sixteen bars
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Do you know about the rapper that had an autoimmune disease?

Lupus Fiasco
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My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name?

Two canes
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Have you heard of that rapper who always complains about being single on Reddit?

I think his name was... Post-Alone?
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My favorite rapper is 50 cent

Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.
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I was going to make a joke on rappers

But I got diss-trackted
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What rapper doesn't work out enough?

Tupac.
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A rapper opened a burger joint in the Czech Republic

Now he boasts about how he makes fat Czechs.
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Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?

That’s a No Brainer, I’m the One.
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Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent?

Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars.
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What do you call a rapper skeleton

Machine gun Skelly
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Whats Ben Shapiro's favourite rapper?

Logic.
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What do you call a convention for lizard rappers?

A reptile diss function.
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What kind of steak do SoundCloud rappers like?

Skirrrt steak.
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My rapper name would be Medium Rare

Cus it’s kinda raw
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What do you call a Soviet mumble rapper?

Stalean
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Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?

Tupacca
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If I was a rapper,I would name myself Snickers

Because M&M is already taken.
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What do you call an incontinent rapper?

Poo Stainz!
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Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound
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Have you heard about the female rapper who only battled during her menstrual cicle?

Thay say she has a mean flow
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I’m tired of people calling me a rapper. It’s simply not true!

I always ask for my lovers’ consent.
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Why did the rapper go back in time to 1009?

to drop his MIX tape.
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One man he is rapper

He go to rap battle

He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now

So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!

He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!

so ...

What a Jewish rappers favorite bread?

Challah!
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I want my rapper name to be 'Delayed Rambo'...

so that one day i can perform with A$AP Rocky.
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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.
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What did the baker say to the rapper?

"You can't have your cake and yeet it too."
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Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.

They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.
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Who's your favorite underground rapper?

Mine personally is XXXTENTACION

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