Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?
Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts.
What is Magneto's favourite rock music genre?
My neighbor likes to make a big deal about how SOME people prefer listening to rock music that's made using only a guitars, drums, and vocals. At first I thought he was just an opinionated music listener but...
I'm starting to think he's a bassist.
We found out the guy who plays rock music on his radio at work has ED
We call him Limp Bizkit
Rock music and Cooking
Did you know the rock band Aerosmith wrote a Chinese cookbook?
It's called Wok This Way
The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival...
Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
What day is the best for punk and rock music?
A green one apparently.
What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?
i have a triangular-shaped pebble i use to strum my guitar
It's for rock music.
Roses are red, violet's are blue
When I listen to rock music. My neighbours do too.
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So I went to Japan on holiday,
and I had a very close online Japanese friend I met on a Guitar Hero forum, and we arranged to meet up.
I thought he was a guy, but then this really cute girl with short, brown hair shows up, easily a 9/10. She's called Nao and even though it's the first time we had met in real life, we get a...
So the dude dies and gets to the Heaven's Gate...
... where St. Peter tells him that he didn't do anything particularly good or bad in life, so he actually gets to choose whether he goes to Hell or Heaven. He's even kind enough to offer him a tour to both places, so he has a better idea.
So first, he starts with Heaven. Which is really nice...
I was in a store doing looking at some stationary set
Suddenly I had an urge to let out a lot of gas. Thankfully the store was playing rock music very loudly. So I timed my farts according to the beat of the music. There was no way anyone could have heard me. When I was done, I looked around and saw all the customers heads were turned to me.
A software salesman died and was greeted by St. Peter at the gate to heaven.
Upon examining the great book, St.Peter tells the salesman he has an equal number of good and bad things in his life’s history, so the choice of heaven or hell is his decision to make.
The salesman, hesitant to make such a momentous decision, asks if he can tour both places to assist him wit...