Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:
* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck. * What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock. * Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck. * What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....
Frank Zappa's children met at a restaurant
the waiter asks them what they'd like to drink.
"A beer", says Moon.
"Wine", adds Ahmet.
"Water", asks Diva.
"Pop", goes Dweezil.