Why are most prime numbers such divas?

Because they literally. Can't. Even.

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

Frank Zappa's children met at a restaurant

the waiter asks them what they'd like to drink.

"A beer", says Moon.

"Wine", adds Ahmet.

"Water", asks Diva.

"Pop", goes Dweezil.

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