Settings Jokes - 8 Hilarious Settings Jokes

What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

671 Hallmark movies.

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What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common?

They both change your ring tone!

The man who invented toaster settings has died.

He'll be cremated at 6.

Which setting does Captain America search for in his Android Settings?

Language!

What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale

changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps

it told me i didn't have enough people in the car

"This chainsaw has three settings," my neighbour said, revving it. "And this one is the quietest of them all."

"You should try it on max," I replied.

He didn't like that. Max is his favourite child.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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