How to deal with a toxic ex: 100% accuracy and scientifically proven to work.

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

It's been scientifically proven ants can't get Covid-19

They have little antibodies

What makes certain plants scientifically related to each other?

The family tree.

Did you know that people who talk to themselves are scientifically likely to be more intelligent?

Oh, sorry. I wasn't talking to you

It's been scientifically proven that John Lennon did some much LSD in the 60s.....

That he fell in love with Yoko Ono.

What do u call a comedian scientifically?

A humor being!

What's the scientifically proven amount of sleep we all need in the morning?

"Just 5 more minutes."

It is scientifically proven that those who vaccinate have higher rates of autism.

Because the non-vaccinated children never lived long enough to be surveyed.

Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

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Did you know there's a food that's scientifically proven to kill a woman's sex drive?

Wedding Cake.

It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than...

...men who point that out.

I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid

A few friends told me how badly it went for them.

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Lizzard

So, not mine, but my favourite. Worth a read, I promise.




Lizard Birth

If you' ve raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish,
the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

I had to take my son's...

A little girl asks her mom where babies come from.

The mom has been preparing for this so she explains the process using scientifically correct terms but in a way the young girl can understand. Afterwards she asks, "Do you have any questions?"

The little girl thinks for a few seconds and then says, "How does the daddy's sperm get into the mo...

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