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Sciences Jokes

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

Top 10 most important sciences

10. It is

9. impossible

8. to rank

7. the importance

6. of science

5. because

4. all of them

3. are equally

2. important.

1. Physics

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down.

"Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.

Trump has made an important contribution to the social sciences this week...

He got 63 million votes, and US life expectancy is 79 years. So he's effectively proven that there isn't a sucker born every minute, It's actually more like every 40 seconds...

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