Theories Jokes

They're all fake

4G must've fried their brains.

They didn't age as well as she did.

If they did, they'd be offering UFO conspiracy hypotheses.

3 guys were in a waiting room, their wives in labour.

The first man gets called in. He comes out later and tells the others that it was a boy. He laughs and says "geez I think I got a boy because I was on top at that magic moment".

The second man gets called in, and sometime later, he... read more

... dragging the vote count until 2024!

But it's more likely that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

Not now while Trump is still sitting president.

I everyone who believes them is working together to scare me.

You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*

Hither and thither he would ride across the German countryside, in his little pony-cart pulled by a pair of strong, hardy donkeys, meeting people, studying their lives and professions, and seeking to understand the world.

A time came when he was high in the German mountains. Snow was thick ... read more

A male and a female police officer turn up at his house and begin to interview him. The female officer asks the man if he has any theories on where she might be. The man responds with “This is going to sound weird but I think she disappeared into the magic coffee table”
The officers look confused... read more

Sitting outside on a porch in a nudist colony, two old Russian men are discussing the old communist theories.

One says to the other: "Have you read Marx?".

The other replies: "Yes I believe it's these wicker chairs"

But we all know it's really just a foot fetish

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He said “Thats what they want you to think!”

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