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Scarier Jokes

What's scarier than a skin-walker?

4 skin-walker

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier...

A deadline.

I've never been through anything scarier than that time I tried to breed rabbits.

It was a hare-raising experience.

I don't know which is scarier....

A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.

In Prison Why is The White Guy Scarier Than The Black Guy?

Because the White Guy did it

Wanna know what is scarier than a horror game

said horror game’s fanbase.

Whats scarier than seeing a spider in the shower?

Not seeing the spider in the shower.

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty.

(Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)

There's nothing scarier then a mosquito

coming out of Magic Johnson's house

What's scarier than finding out that you have been in a simulation this whole time?

That you can only talk about it with people who always think you're joking.

Donald Trump will be the most popular Halloween costume this year...

Because I can't think of anything scarier

So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta ...

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Scariest Halloween Costume

My buddy just dropped this one on me before our Halloween party...

I'm going to dress up as a period for the Halloween Party and I'll show up late, because there isn't anything scarier then that shit

The most terrifying horror story... ever

Nester absolutely loves horror stories. From ghost and apparitions, to science-fiction, he enjoys reading all of them. One day while he visits a newly-opened bookstore, he got a glimpse on a rather unusual-looking book. A thin, hard-covered novel with no title.

As he examined the book, the o...

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Jokes for the week of 4/6-4/12

A French breast scientist advises against wearing bras after a thorough study, thus tying for the best job ever and the best news ever.

A GOP rep said not gays nor NAMBLA can redefine marriage. Thankfully, nine fabulous people in robes can. ‪#suckit‬ ‪#nohomo‬ ‪#somehomo‬ ‪#yeshomo‬

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