Who writes the most frightening tales from the dark web?
... HTTP Lovecraft
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the stor...
The future is a little bit frightening
Everybody is kung-flu fighting
A guy tells me that black holes aren't frightening
But I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation here.
To see a peeping tom at my window while I’m changing is frightening....
But it still hurts when they reach in and pull the curtains shut
This is a frightening statistic
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!
New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane
Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed
Mario was sick of jumping around all day
He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...
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A man walks into a bar.
The sign read “Free beer if you can pass our test!”
Curious, the man asks the bartender how he can win free beer. The bartender replies “First, you gotta down this entire bottle of pepper tequila, and you can’t make a face while doing it. Next, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth. ...
I saw that new Queen film at a drive in and there was a terrible electrical storm during the show...
Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening!
I've suffered from terrible nightmares for years now
Not once have they disturbed my sleep. At this point, I don't think they're even trying to be frightening.