I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions...
The time machine alone set me back 15 years.
Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!
He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!
Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".
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Bob the ant wanted to be a stand-up comedian
He had a wild, bold, and crazy personality and sense of humor. He knew he would be hilarious if he just had the opportunity to get in front of a crowd.
So Bob the ant went around town auditioning for gigs. He let his crazy attitude go full force at the judges. They weren’t too impressed,...
A mathematician goes a little wacky in the brain, so they put him in a Psychiatric Ward. While there, he realizes he can have a little bit of fun with the other patients. He walks up to one patient and says "Hey, get out of my face before I differentiate you!" Terrified, the mental patient runs away...