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Bob the ant wanted to be a stand-up comedian

He had a wild, bold, and crazy personality and sense of humor. He knew he would be hilarious if he just had the opportunity to get in front of a crowd.
 

So Bob the ant went around town auditioning for gigs. He let his crazy attitude go full force at the judges. They weren’t too impressed,...

I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions...

The time machine alone set me back 15 years.

Calculus Joke

A mathematician goes a little wacky in the brain, so they put him in a Psychiatric Ward. While there, he realizes he can have a little bit of fun with the other patients. He walks up to one patient and says "Hey, get out of my face before I differentiate you!" Terrified, the mental patient runs away...

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My late grandfather's favorite joke (requires a bit of performance)

A man goes in to have his suit tailored. "Mario," he says, "this suit you made me, the hems are all wrong. Take a look." "Ah, that's no problem," says the tailor, "you just have to walk like this." [waddles around with his knees apart kicking his legs up high.] "Fix it!" the man huffs, and takes the...

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