A cattle transporter was moving a bus full of baby cows. He tried to make them sit still but they kept rotating.

I guess the veals on the bus go round and round.

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Medical student here. Was rotating in the neonatal unit where they were taking care of a poor little boy born without eyelids.

After some discussion, the plastic surgeons decided to use the foreskin from his circumcision for his new eyelids. The procedure was mostly a success, but unfortunately it left the boy cockeyed.

What do scientists do when they observe the earth rotating?

They call it a day.

The other day I told a joke about an armoured vehicle with a rotating gun turret.

It tanked.

“We’re rotating on the earths axis at 750 mph and revolving around the Sun at 67,000 mph, moreover we’re moving, in relation to other galaxies, at 490,000 mph...”

“So my question is Your Honour, in the strictest meaning of the word ‘speeding’, are we not all in a sense ‘guilty’ ? “.

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp.

Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's ...

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Put to sleep

So this inquisitive pan-dimensional space monster is out on vacation and decides to check out this little dive bar on Earth (in Detroit) that had some decent reviews on Yelp.

In order to do so he had to first take on a suitable corporal form adhering to local biological esthetics and so he c...

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3 men are walking through the desert when they stumble across a lamp. They dust it off and a Genie pops out, the genie says "I will grant each of you 3 wishes!"

The first man says "I wish for a million dollars!" "Alright" says the Genie and just like that a million dollars appears at the man's feet.

The second man says "I wish for unlimited money" "Alright" says the Genie "Check your bank account" The man checks on his phone and sure enough there's a...

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[LONG] Mike, Dave and John find a magic lamp in morroco

They buy it and take it to their hotel.

Mike rubs it just for fun, and to their surprise, a genius comes out.

"I will grant each one of you 3 wishes, choose wisely", the genius says.

Mike goes first: "I want to be the smartest man on the planet"

"Done", says the genius...

It’s refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises.

Although I’m not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.

Three wishes

Bob, James, and Albert go for a hike in the mountains one day and they find a strange lamp. They rub it and a genie appears, the genie is so relieved to be free that he offers each of them three wishes, with the one condition that each man have at least one month between their wishes, they see this ...

How many people from Donald Trump's team would it take to change a lightbulb in the Oval office?

11.
Donald, on his desk, holding the lightbulb in place. 10 morons rotating the desk

A blind man...

...is having a leisurely walk with his guide dog. They enter a store that specialise in fine ceramics. The blind man bends down and grabs his dog by the tail and starts rotating, swinging the poor dog around with great force. The dog smashes into the shelves and breaks everything around them. The do...

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