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Vibrate Jokes

A hobbit always sets his cellphone to vibrate.

Because he’s afraid the ring would give him away.

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A Man Buys His Wife A Special Type Of Dildo

A man was looking around a sex store searching for a special sex toy to buy his wife so that she won't screw around on him while he is away on a business trip for a few weeks.

After not finding anything special he asks the old man working the store.

The old man replies "Well there is...

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What's 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small penis into a giant prick?

A motorcycle.

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The Green Dickie!

A nymphomaniac just couldn't get enough pleasure. Not from any man, nor any of the many toys she had collected over the years.

One day, while having coffee with a girlfriend, she told her friend about this problem. Her friend knew exactly what she needed, and gave her the name of a ...

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What do tooth brushes and sex toys have in common?

They're better when they vibrate.

What is six inches long, fits in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush, you perverts.

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