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Vibrate Jokes

A hobbit always sets his cellphone to vibrate.

Because he’s afraid the ring would give him away.

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A Man Buys His Wife A Special Type Of

A man was looking around a store searching for a special toy to buy his wife so that she won't screw around on him while he is away on a business trip for a few weeks.

After not finding anything special he asks the old man working the store.

The old man replies "Well there is...

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What's 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small into a giant ?

A motorcycle.

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The Green Dickie!

A nymphomaniac just couldn't get enough pleasure. Not from any man, nor any of the many toys she had collected over the years.

One day, while having coffee with a girlfriend, she told her friend about this problem. Her friend knew exactly what she needed, and gave her the name of a ...

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What do tooth brushes and toys have in common?

They're better when they vibrate.

What is six inches long, fits in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush, you perverts.

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