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A Reddit user, a Reddit user, and a Reddit user walk into a bar.

The first one orders a coke. Five minutes later the second one orders a coke and the whole bar starts cheering, another five minutes later the third one orders a coke and the whole city erupts in thunderous applause.

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What is six inches long, fits in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush, you perverts.

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

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A toothbrush. Come on.

A hobbit always sets his cellphone to vibrate.

Because he’s afraid the ring would give him away.

A new wardrobe from IKEA

A woman buys a new wardrobe and puts it together. She is pretty proud of it, but since they're living right next to a highway, as soon as the bus rattles by, the vibrations cause the wardrobe to collapse. She builds it again, but the next bus makes it come back down again.

She goes and gets t...

Life is not fair

My mom said i couldn’t get a lightsaber but she bought herself a purple lightsaber, to make matters worse, it vibrates and it’s in some crooked shape, but on the bright side, it’s short.

*Knock Knock*

Who is there?

Boo!

Boo who?

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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A man goes to the doctor with a terrible problem

“Doctor, I think I have a problem with my farts. I can pass really loud gas, but no smell would come out of them.”

“That sounds serious. Can you try letting one out now?”

So the man farts, and true to his word, it’s so loud that the exam room’s windows even vibrate.

“Just as I f...

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In the middle of a sexual act an old lady tells her husband:

–You are like a cell phone!

The proud Old Man says:
\- Do I vibrate a lot?

\-No, when you enter the tunnel you drop the signal ...

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