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Getting Lost Jokes

Where did Little Timmy go after getting lost in the minefield?

Everywhere.

It's a pretty dark joke, but it got really bright for a second.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere

Did you know that Scarlett Johansson kept getting lost on the set of Black Widow?

She kept Romanoff.

After getting lost in the huge Costco, I couldn’t find my wife after25 minutes looking for her....

I went up to a very attractive woman and I told her: I lost my wife

The woman looked at me: I don’t know how talking to me is going to help you find your wife

I said, just wait 3, 2, 1... my wife rounds the corner, hey honey what are you doing?

Why was the trans person that just moved in always getting lost?

They were new to these parts.

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Getting lost in the woods

A crew from a television channel wanted to interview the world's oldest living person for their next show. After weeks of searching they learn about a man in a remote Russian village who is 120 years old. So then they go to the village and start interviewing the old man. They ask him "Can you tell u...

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