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Stored Jokes

'nsfw' What do you call sperm that is stored at a bank?

A blast from the past.

I’ve figured out where all the dad jokes are stored.

In a dad-a-base.

Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn.

Remains to be seen.

I don't get why people think pee is stored in the balls. It is a fact that pee is stored in the BLADDER.

There is a vas deferens between the two.

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Where are pictures of boobs stored in computers?

Random access mammary!

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged And dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the N...

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It always bothered me that my tits are small, so I bought some bees and stored them in glasses.

Now i have bee cups.

How do you ensure what you want to say is stored for free for a long time?

Put it on r/jokes and it'll be reposted till you need it again.

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