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It always bothered me that my tits are small, so I bought some bees and stored them in glasses.

Now i have bee cups.

I don't know why people say that pee is stored in the balls.

I mean, there's a vas deferens between the two.

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I used to have a picture of Ronald Regan in my bathroom.

To mt conservative friends I would say "That man got shit done, and you can too". To my liberal friends I would say "Isn't this the room where you'd put a piece of shit". But the reality it's just where I stored all of my mad cash. Nobody's going to touch a picture that's hanging in a bathroom.

My friend’s grandma had two ovens and stored bread in one of them...

One day she preheated the wrong one

All the bread was toast

Where are all groan-worthy jokes stored?

In the dad-a-base!

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