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Researched Jokes

I researched about LGBT on internet today

Just couldn't get a straight answer.

For my PhD thesis, I wanted to write the best researched paper about General Relativity

But I ran out of time so I failed.

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian.

The tribe: Arapahoe.

My phone started to act weird when I researched buying a new phone.

It became a Paranoid Android.

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