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Regulates Jokes

In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry.

In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.

Pearl Jam just came out with a product that regulates women’s periods

They’re calling it Even Flow

What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour?

The hypothalamoose.

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An Engineer in Hell

One day, an engineer dies. He goes before St Peter and is told that he'll be spending eternity in Hell. So, he goes to Hell, looks around and says to Satan: 'This place sucks'.

The engineer gets to work building a functional fresh water system, air conditions the whole place, builds a sewerag...

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