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Banning Jokes

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OPEN LETTER TO QATAR: you’re seriously banning homosexuality at your World Cup?

Come on guys…

How did Musk feel after banning everyone from Twitter?

All Elone :(

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Did you hear the government is banning participation trophies?

They start taking down all confederate statues next week.

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The Taliban are banning opium and will be growing olives instead.

For the extra virgin.

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I think Tumblr banning porn has already backfired

Now more of their users are getting off than ever.

Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races.

But how will drivers know they’ve entered the last lap of the race? 🏳

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?

TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

Russia is considering banning the internet for most people, replacing it with a limited Russian propaganda version...

It will be called the InterNYET.

The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.

If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.

China banning things and censoring the rest of the world is mental.

But I guess China is fairly fragile and breaks easily so they are just living up to their name.

In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves ...

In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves and banning them from events, I will do my part and not play Russian Roulette for the foreseeable future.

There was a new law passed banning anyone from shouting at a cat.

It's considered furball abuse.

I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products...

and they're really just grasping at straws.

The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights.

They're capable of math destruction.

Trump is banning telephone calls to and from the middle east

I can't believe our president created the teleban!

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The TSA has lifted a law banning sexual acts on public airlines.

When it comes to what people want; they finally started giving a flying fuck.

LeBron James laughs at all the countries banning people from entering

Because he has traveling immunity.

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