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OnlyFans is banning porn but not nudity...

Which means someone will have to evaluate each and every account with naked women in it and come to a decision.

Sounds like tedious and boring work... where do I sign up?

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The Taliban are banning opium and will be growing olives instead.

For the extra virgin.

Vaccinating your kid is like banning fire from a gas station

A good idea

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Did you hear the government is banning participation trophies?

They start taking down all confederate statues next week.

Russia is considering banning the internet for most people, replacing it with a limited Russian propaganda version...

It will be called the InterNYET.

Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races.

But how will drivers know they’ve entered the last lap of the race? 🏳

A thug walks into a bar.

He sees a lone man sitting in front of his beer, crying.
He walks up to him, pushes him off the chair, slaps him left and right in the face and drinks his beer.

The man then started crying even louder and sobbing in absolute desperation.
The thug, annoyed, yelled: Why are you crying lik...

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I think Tumblr banning porn has already backfired

Now more of their users are getting off than ever.

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?

TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

Did you hear that NASCAR is banning the Confederate Flag?

**They should ban the Finish Flag, it has a "Checkered" past.**

The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.

If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.

China banning things and censoring the rest of the world is mental.

But I guess China is fairly fragile and breaks easily so they are just living up to their name.

There was a new law passed banning anyone from shouting at a cat.

It's considered furball abuse.

I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products...

and they're really just grasping at straws.

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