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Penalize Jokes

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The Golf Fairy

A man was playing 18 holes by himself. On the 15th tee he hooked his ball into some buttercups along the left of the fairway. Being an honorable man, he penalized himself one stroke and moved his ball out of the pretty flowers.

Then a fairy appeared. She said “Thank you for moving your ball o...

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The similarity between banks and sex ...

Either way you are getting fucked and early withdrawal is always penalized.

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Why did the prostitute get kicked off the hockey team?

She kept getting penalized for hooking.

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