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Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.

The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.

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I dated an emotionally-inhibited woman who tried to become a worker

She had a lot of hangups.

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A couple goes to visit a farm. A farmer shows them around and points toward a chicken and says, "This chicken is amazing, he can have 300 times a day."

The wife glances meaningfully to the husband and says, "Wow, what an amazing ."

He husband, wisely, asks the farmer, "But is i...

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One sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome

On one sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome, there was a beautiful young nun walking back home after the service in the church. The priest who was driving back home in his wagon spots the poor nun walking home in the sweltering heat. Being the gentleman that he was and a servant of the Lord, he stops by ...
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