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Refrigerators Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator

saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

I opened the refrigerator and it's working just fine.

Why don't they make refrigerators circular?

Because that would make them 360 degrees.

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Women and Refrigerators

What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common?

They both leak when they're fucked.

So what is the difference between a refrigerator and a woman?

The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the cucumber out.

The girls I talk to are all refrigerators

It's not because they're fat, but because they're always running!

Need a joke about a refrigerator for work

I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?

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