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I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist.

To be honest, there were a lot of red flags

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

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Hitler had so many red flags around him.

But no one saw it coming.

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Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or Albanian

And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese

My girlfriend's red flags wouldn't have bothered me so much

....if they didn't have swastikas on them.

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I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

Someone just coloured in my entire Swiss flag red!

Thatā€™s a big red flag, and it certainly isnā€™t a big plus on my end

We should've known communism would fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

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Damn girl are you an amusement park

Because I see six red flags

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

I once dated a Turkish woman.

Her mother was Tunisian, and her father was Canadian. Her grandparents were Albanian and her brother was Danish.


I broke up with her though, too many red flags.

Why should you not wave a red flag in front of a battery?

Because a battery charges

Red flags in relationships are always so obvious in hindsight.

I blame the Doppler effect -- when they're coming right at you they look blue.

I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist.

I should've known sooner. There were red flags everywhere.

My girlfriend left me because of my ā€œunhealthy obsessionā€ with USSR memorabilia...

She said there were too many red flags!

The soviet union was doomed to fail

The red flags were everywhere.

People really should have known what was going to happen with Communism

There were so many red flags

My tinder match said she identifies as a matador

That's a red flag for me

Just found out I was dating a commie

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier

What are the biggest red flags while dating a redneck?

The ones on his truck

I broke up with a girl because the red flag she had was just too big for me to ignore

She said she was practicing for Chinese flag bearing but my place is too small for that

After a fun night, he invited me to his place. But then I realized he was a communist.

I should've seen the red flags.

I shoulda known

I shoulda known my marriage was going to be rough. On our honeymoon to Hawaii we ordered a couple of tropical drinks at the bar. We'd each taken just a sip when the bartender came over and took out the umbrellas and replaced them with red flags.

Why are so many bulls in toxic relationships?

Every time there's a red flag, they run towards it.

Went on a date with a woman who bought along a 12 foot pole with a Superman cape tied to one end

for me that's a red flag

I once dated a girl from Tunisia

Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags

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Three Soviet generals wager who has bravest soldiers

Soviet army organizes a large military exercise. Three high-ranking officers - an army general, a navy admiral and an air force commander watch the war games from an observation bunker, drink vodka and argue who has bravest men. They can not reach a conclusion, so the army general calls his troops a...

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I dumped a girl right after she took me to her home and showed me all her Nazi pride memorabilia

There were a lot of red flags

Ever since me and my ex broken up Iā€™ve been calling her the bullā€¦

Sheā€™s been chasing red flags non stop

I was on a first date recently and the girl told me she really liked the national emblem of China

I thought, well thatā€™s a red flag.

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I don't know why more people weren't suspicious of the Nazi Party from the beginning.

They literally had so many red flags.

Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise

There were many red flags

Lately, I've seen a post about red flags to look out for when looking for a job

All I can say is dont go looking for a job at chinese government buildings because there's always a red flag

Dating pro tip: if s/he admires the Soviet Union...

then that's a red flag

Recently started dating a chinese girl but not sure if I want to keep going.

Sheā€™s been raising a lot of red flags.

The CEO of Coca-Cola calls Vladimir Putin.

ā€œMr Putin! I noticed youā€™ve changed the Russian anthem. Do you have any plans to change the colors of your flag as well and return to the previous purely red flag? If youā€™d put a Coca-Cola logo in the corner, weā€™d solve all your financial troubles for the next five years.ā€

Putin puts the CEO ...

I used to date someone from Albania, Viet Nam, Turkey, Morocco, Trinidad and Tobago, Russia, Tennessee, Tunisia, and China

Too many red flags

Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000

get out fast, thatā€™s a red flag.


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I think I was a bull in a previous lifetime

because Iā€™m attracted to red flags

With respect to Russian aggression, we should have seen it coming

Just take a look at their history and you'll see a giant red flag.

Iā€™m a little suspicious of my roommate always offering to sell me old communist memorabilia.

Itā€™s a big red flag for me.

So I went on a date with this girl last night

Things were going well, so we ended up back at her place. Then things started going REALLY well, and we ended up in her bedroom. I looked around and saw that she had a king sized bed with Communist Party sheets.

Now that's a big red flag.

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A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS...

They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading.

Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out...

The Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here".

The BBC TV reporter asked that t...

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

If someone on a first date tells me their hobbies include drawing the flag of China without the stars I think to myself...

that's a big red flag!

I donā€™t know how the Chinese fell for Mao and the communist party

I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.

When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses

All the red flags just look like... well, flags...

Never trust someone that enjoys a Soviet Parade

There are a lot of red flags.

I donā€™t trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio.

Big red flag.

My love life is like a game of minesweeper

I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.

I once tried dating in China and Turkey

It didn't work out, there were a lot of red flags everywhere

What does a very convincing communist and a psychopath have in common?

People leave them with big red flags

It should be obvious to everyone that communism won't work.

I mean seriously, there were so many red flags.

If you go over to someoneā€™s house and they have a banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall

Thatā€™s a huge red flag.

I went to Soviet Russia once

I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags

My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it.

There were too many red flags.

Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?

They're trained to look for red flags.

I stood up at a ceremony to salute China.

That was my first red flag.

What do relationship advice and communist propaganda have in common?

There are loads of red flags involved.

Everyone says communism is a bad idea .

But I'm weirdly attracted to it.

It must be because of all the red flags.

The remake of Mulan and the Chinese banner have a lot in common.

They're both huge red flags with stars in their corner.

No wonder China is behind the Coronavirus

We even saw a big red flag šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³

My spirit animal is a bull

Because, I too, charge head first into red flags

In his CV, a Job applicant mentioned country of origin as China

That's a red flag.

Some people from the south really like the Confederate flag.

Personally I dont get it, to me it's just a big red flag.

I applied for a job at the Chinese Embassy

Decided not to accept their generous offer because of all the red flags

I donā€™t understand why the young people today fail to see the dangers of communism.

I mean come on, there are so many red flags!

I knew I shouldnā€™t have started dating a bull fighterā€”

There were big red flags!

Anniversary gifts

A friend of mine was explaining to me that she wasn't sure what to get her boyfriend for their upcoming anniversary but that he was dropping hints about matador equipment and communist paraphernalia. I told her those are big red flags.

I got fired from my mail route today.

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

I stopped seeing this girl after I found out she was a communist.

I could see all the red flags

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My ancestors knew exactly when to escape from Nazi Germany.

There were a LOT of red flags.

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, heā€™s scamming them.

Itā€™s a huge red flag.

I wanted to move to Russia

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

Iā€™m starting to suspect my neighbor is a communist.

He just puts up a lot of red flags.

I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade.

There were so many red flags.

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