What's a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it's neutral?

The Swiss flag

Red flags in relationships are always so obvious in hindsight.

I blame the Doppler effect -- when they're coming right at you they look blue.

r/AskReddit: Colorblind people of reddit. Do you see a man/woman sleeping with lots of people as a red flag?

Or is it just gray for you?

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I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000

get out fast, that’s a red flag.


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If you go to someone’s house for the first time and you see a Cincinnati Reds flag on their door……..

That’s a big red flag

I once dated a girl and she threw up a bunch of red flags.

It turned out that she was an avid communist.

Lately, I've seen a post about red flags to look out for when looking for a job

All I can say is dont go looking for a job at chinese government buildings because there's always a red flag

My girlfriend left me because of my “unhealthy obsession” with USSR memorabilia...

She said there were too many red flags!

TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.

They can't see the red flags.

I don’t know how the Chinese fell for Mao and the communist party

I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.

Generally, when Communist countries get patriotic…

it’s a big red flag

I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work

I don't know she missed all the red flags

Just found out I was dating a commie

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier...

My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia.

I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.

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I dumped a girl right after she took me to her home and showed me all her Nazi pride memorabilia

There were a lot of red flags

My dad was arrested for persistently stealing the equipment of beach lifeguards...

I blame myself that I didn't see it sooner; after all, the last time I'd gone to see him there were plenty of red flags...

Never trust someone that enjoys a Soviet Parade

There are a lot of red flags.

I’m a little suspicious of my roommate always offering to sell me old communist memorabilia.

It’s a big red flag for me.

What does a very convincing communist and a psychopath have in common?

People leave them with big red flags

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

I once tried dating in China and Turkey

It didn't work out, there were a lot of red flags everywhere

I want to give communism a chance

but there's too many red flags

If someone on a first date tells me their hobbies include drawing the flag of China without the stars I think to myself...

that's a big red flag!

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin

I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.

It should be obvious to everyone that communism won't work.

I mean seriously, there were so many red flags.

I used to live in Turkey, China, and Morocco, but I left ...

there were too many red flags.

When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses

All the red flags just look like... well, flags...

I applied for a job at the Chinese Embassy

Decided not to accept their generous offer because of all the red flags

Visited the Soviet Union so I could decide if I want to move there or not.

Didn't like it there, too many red flags

I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it.

There were too many red flags.

Found my spirit animal

It's a bull, because I too, run headfirst into red flags.



I'll see myself out now.

Everyone says communism is a bad idea .

But I'm weirdly attracted to it.

It must be because of all the red flags.

If you go over to someone’s house and they have a banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall

That’s a huge red flag.

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

Recently started dating a chinese girl but not sure if I want to keep going.

She’s been raising a lot of red flags.

I don’t trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio.

Big red flag.

What do relationship advice and communist propaganda have in common?

There are loads of red flags involved.

I went to Soviet Russia once

I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags

My love life is like a game of minesweeper

I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.

Don't trust someone who disrespects Old Glory by coloring in the white stripes

That's just a big red flag

Anniversary gifts

A friend of mine was explaining to me that she wasn't sure what to get her boyfriend for their upcoming anniversary but that he was dropping hints about matador equipment and communist paraphernalia. I told her those are big red flags.

Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?

They're trained to look for red flags.

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A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS...

They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading.

Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out...

The Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here".

The BBC TV reporter asked that t...

The remake of Mulan and the Chinese banner have a lot in common.

They're both huge red flags with stars in their corner.

I stood up at a ceremony to salute China.

That was my first red flag.

No wonder China is behind the Coronavirus

We even saw a big red flag 🇨🇳

Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise

There were many red flags

I knew I shouldn’t have started dating a bull fighter—

There were big red flags!

In his CV, a Job applicant mentioned country of origin as China

That's a red flag.

I don’t understand why the young people today fail to see the dangers of communism.

I mean come on, there are so many red flags!

I wanted to move to Russia

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

I stopped seeing this girl after I found out she was a communist.

I could see all the red flags

I once dated a Chinese vexillologist, but I had to break it off.

Too many red flags.

I’m starting to suspect my neighbor is a communist.

He just puts up a lot of red flags.

I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade.

There were so many red flags.

I started dating a communist girl a while ago, but I don't think it'll work out

I can't help but notice the red flags.

(Hope this ain't a repost, I thought about it during shower)

I got fired from my mail route today.

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

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My ancestors knew exactly when to escape from Nazi Germany.

There were a LOT of red flags.

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he’s scamming them.

It’s a huge red flag.

Two guys from the 50's

Two guys from the 50's were talking out front of one's house.
The first neighbor says to the other, " what do you think of that new family, the Petrov's?"
The second neighbor looks at him and replies, " I don't know if they're commies Teddy, but they sure do raise a lot of red flags."

My friends girlfriend doesn't talk to him and doesn't want to spend time with him.

I haven't seen this many red flags since the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia...

I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.

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THE RULES OF THE ANCIENT AND HONORABLE GAME OF INDOOR GOLF

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -- normally one club and two balls.

Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

For most effective play, the...

I met a really hot girl who says she only dates guys who know semaphore.

Raised a couple of red flags.

No leader or government should establish communism in their country...

...after all, in history, there have been so many red flags.

Operation barbarossa Was never going to work

There were too many red flags along the way

I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird

I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag

I didn't go to the Mayday rally today.

People said it would be perfectly safe, but I saw a lot of red flags.

So I went on a date with this girl last night

Things were going well, so we ended up back at her place. Then things started going REALLY well, and we ended up in her bedroom. I looked around and saw that she had a king sized bed with Communist Party sheets.

Now that's a big red flag.

I only date Chinese women...

They are used to seeing tons of red flags

Afraid your kid might be a commie?

Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag.

The Chinese have lost control of their space station, Tiangong-1, which is falling out of orbit as it descends toward Earth,..

but, sure, nobody listened to me before, when I pointed out their red flag

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A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.

Friend: "He sounds really nice!"

Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."

Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-Nazi. That's a huge red flag."

Putin is at a press conference...

Reporter: Good day, I'm John Smith from the Coca-Cola company. Mr president I have a question. You've been trying to get the old times back, and bringing the good old communism back.

Putin: Communism bring back russia, yes

Reporter:Why don't you also bring the old red flag back? And m...

I tried to date this super-patriotic Chinese girl. She came to the first date wearing a custom cape.

It was a huge red flag.

Why does nobody trust communist revolutionaries?

They always raise a few red flags.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she was spending too much time playing computer games.

Her Minesweeper addiction was a big red flag.

I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China...

but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag.

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