Red Flags Jokes

....if they didn't have swastikas on them.

To be honest, there were a lot of red flags

I should've known sooner. There were red flags everywhere.

There were a lot of red flags.

Her mother was Tunisian, and her father was Canadian. Her grandparents were Albanian and her brother was Danish.


I broke up with her though, too many red flags.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

I blame the Doppler effect -- when they're coming right at you they look blue.

She said there were too many red flags!

There were so many red flags

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier

The red flags were everywhere.

All I can say is dont go looking for a job at chinese government buildings because there's always a red flag

I should've seen the red flags.

Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags

She’s been chasing red flags non stop

Because they run into red flags.

There were many red flags

Too many red flags

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

She’s been raising a lot of red flags.

because I’m attracted to red flags

All the red flags just look like... well, flags...

I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.

There are a lot of red flags.

It didn't work out, there were a lot of red flags everywhere

I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.

I mean seriously, there were so many red flags.

I blame myself that I didn't see it sooner; after all, the last time I'd gone to see him there were plenty of red flags...

Decided not to accept their generous offer because of all the red flags

I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags

People leave them with big red flags

There were too many red flags.

There are loads of red flags involved.

They're trained to look for red flags.

They're both huge red flags with stars in their corner.

I mean come on, there are so many red flags!

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

But I'm weirdly attracted to it.

It must be because of all the red flags.

Because, I too, charge head first into red flags

I mean, there are a bunch of red flags.

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

I could see all the red flags

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

There were big red flags!

He just puts up a lot of red flags.

I haven't seen this many red flags since the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.

There were so many red flags.

I can't help but notice the red flags.

(Hope this ain't a repost, I thought about it during shower)

People said it would be perfectly safe, but I saw a lot of red flags.

Two guys from the 50's were talking out front of one's house.
The first neighbor says to the other, " what do you think of that new family, the Petrov's?"
The second neighbor looks at him and replies, " I don't know if they're commies Teddy, but they sure do raise a lot of red flags."