Red Flags Jokes - 58 Hilarious Red Flags Jokes

My girlfriend's red flags wouldn't have bothered me so much

....if they didn't have swastikas on them.

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Hitler had so many red flags around him.

But no one saw it coming.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist.

To be honest, there were a lot of red flags

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I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist.

I should've known sooner. There were red flags everywhere.

We should've known communism would fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

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Damn girl are you an amusement park

Because I see six red flags

I once dated a Turkish woman.

Her mother was Tunisian, and her father was Canadian. Her grandparents were Albanian and her brother was Danish.

I broke up with her though, too many red flags.

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

Red flags in relationships are always so obvious in hindsight.

I blame the Doppler effect -- when they're coming right at you they look blue.

My girlfriend left me because of my “unhealthy obsession” with USSR memorabilia...

She said there were too many red flags!

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Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or Albanian

And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese

People really should have known what was going to happen with Communism

There were so many red flags

Just found out I was dating a commie

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier

The soviet union was doomed to fail

The red flags were everywhere.

Lately, I've seen a post about red flags to look out for when looking for a job

All I can say is dont go looking for a job at chinese government buildings because there's always a red flag

After a fun night, he invited me to his place. But then I realized he was a communist.

I should've seen the red flags.

I once dated a girl from Tunisia

Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags

Ever since me and my ex broken up I’ve been calling her the bull…

She’s been chasing red flags non stop

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I dumped a girl right after she took me to her home and showed me all her Nazi pride memorabilia

There were a lot of red flags

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I don't know why more people weren't suspicious of the Nazi Party from the beginning.

They literally had so many red flags.

Why does communists have toxic relationships?

Because they run into red flags.

Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise

There were many red flags

I used to date someone from Albania, Viet Nam, Turkey, Morocco, Trinidad and Tobago, Russia, Tennessee, Tunisia, and China

Too many red flags

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

Recently started dating a chinese girl but not sure if I want to keep going.

She’s been raising a lot of red flags.

I think I was a bull in a previous lifetime

because I’m attracted to red flags

When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses

All the red flags just look like... well, flags...

I don’t know how the Chinese fell for Mao and the communist party

I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.

Never trust someone that enjoys a Soviet Parade

There are a lot of red flags.

I once tried dating in China and Turkey

It didn't work out, there were a lot of red flags everywhere

My love life is like a game of minesweeper

I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.

It should be obvious to everyone that communism won't work.

I mean seriously, there were so many red flags.

My dad was arrested for persistently stealing the equipment of beach lifeguards...

I blame myself that I didn't see it sooner; after all, the last time I'd gone to see him there were plenty of red flags...

I applied for a job at the Chinese Embassy

Decided not to accept their generous offer because of all the red flags

I went to Soviet Russia once

I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags

What does a very convincing communist and a psychopath have in common?

People leave them with big red flags

I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it.

There were too many red flags.

What do relationship advice and communist propaganda have in common?

There are loads of red flags involved.

Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?

They're trained to look for red flags.

The remake of Mulan and the Chinese banner have a lot in common.

They're both huge red flags with stars in their corner.

I don’t understand why the young people today fail to see the dangers of communism.

I mean come on, there are so many red flags!

My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

Everyone says communism is a bad idea .

But I'm weirdly attracted to it.

It must be because of all the red flags.

My spirit animal is a bull

Because, I too, charge head first into red flags

We shouldn't trust China on Coronavirus numbers

I mean, there are a bunch of red flags.

I wanted to move to Russia

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

I stopped seeing this girl after I found out she was a communist.

I could see all the red flags

I got fired from my mail route today.

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

I knew I shouldn’t have started dating a bull fighter—

There were big red flags!

I’m starting to suspect my neighbor is a communist.

He just puts up a lot of red flags.

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My ancestors knew exactly when to escape from Nazi Germany.

There were a LOT of red flags.

My friends girlfriend doesn't talk to him and doesn't want to spend time with him.

I haven't seen this many red flags since the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia...

I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.

I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade.

There were so many red flags.

I started dating a communist girl a while ago, but I don't think it'll work out

I can't help but notice the red flags.

(Hope this ain't a repost, I thought about it during shower)

I didn't go to the Mayday rally today.

People said it would be perfectly safe, but I saw a lot of red flags.

Two guys from the 50's

Two guys from the 50's were talking out front of one's house.
The first neighbor says to the other, " what do you think of that new family, the Petrov's?"
The second neighbor looks at him and replies, " I don't know if they're commies Teddy, but they sure do raise a lot of red flags."

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