Shirts Jokes

But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk"

He doesn’t want to be spotted

Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.

She was insulted, punched and spit on

Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!

They don't have backwards compatibility.

Because they lost their Iron, Man.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Lookee here! We could buy a whole gob o’ these, take ‘em back to Georgia, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.”

Now, I'll talk in a slo... read more

Because they have the right to bare arms

The cops are saying that he’s still at Large.

However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"

"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"

'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."

The Iron Age

So like, you know how there's Extra Large and Extra Small sized clothing? Why can't I get something Extra Medium, like its the most generic sized shirt possible.

While filling out the documents, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of dye all over his paperwork. The poor man dyed a loan.

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Koala-t

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

"Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, ... read more

I’m lacoste intolerant

“Sir,” says the policeman. “Are you aware that there are penguins in your van?”

“Yep,” says the man. “They’re my penguins. They belong to me.”

The policeman looks at the man in disbelief and then back at the penguins, who noot at him.

“Sir, I’m afraid this is unacceptable. I nee... read more

Medium

It’s called Tailor Swift.

At least they weren't Holocaust Deniers.

Two Priests decided to go to Thailand on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests.

For once, they’d enjoy a vacation as regular people.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought ... read more

X your size

“Today *is* a good day to dye!”

Said she's clearly a medium

I wonder why they don't make pants

One Irishman nudges the other with excitement and says, “We are going to make our fortune here today”, and they enter the shop excitedly.

They walk up to the counter and one of the Irishmen says “Can we get 50 suits and 50 shirts please?”

The lady behind the counter looks at them with... read more

I doubt that I'd ever *buy* one though

I asked her "why?"

She said, "because you're going to be in your 4 T's."

They keep creasing up

Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many?

Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades.

The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet hi... read more

There were just a few Casual Tees.

Soccer tees