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(NSFW) Did you hear about the rapper that only raps on her period?

She has a mean flow

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do you call a fish who raps?

A. Swim Shady

11 Minutes

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer ...

I've just met a woman who raps about equality for women

I've just met a woman who raps about equality for women everywhere.

She's called 'Feminem'

Eminem is that guy in chemistry class that raps the whole periodic table.

But skips Oxygen.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

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