What do you call a convention for lizard rappers?

A reptile diss function.

What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about?

I don’t know...Their verses aren’t Pacific.

What kind of steak do SoundCloud rappers like?

Skirrrt steak.

What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.

Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?

It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."

How does Eminem beat Rappers in a fight?

Mixed Marshall Arts

What do rappers and vegans have in common?

Fake beef

What’s a rappers favourite toy?

A yo yo!

Why don’t religious people like rap music?

All rappers do is hop in the booth and confess to a bunch of crimes they’ve committed.

That’s Catholicism.

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail

He was behind bars

Are there any medium rappers?

They're always Big or Lil

Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?

Because they used to spit fire.

What a Jewish rappers favorite bread?

Challah!

Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.

They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

What’s a criminal rappers least favorite, and favorite thing?

Bars

Why do rappers hate Trump?

Nothing rhymes with orange.

Why are there so many rappers still in jail?

Because they don't know how to end a sentence.

What do ghosts, rappers, and programmers have in common?

Boolean

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?

Cause X gonna give it to ya

What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?

Gaso-lean.

[OC] Why do rappers wear so much fake gold?

Faux show.

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