Rappers Jokes - 34 Hilarious Rappers Jokes

What do rappers and vegans have in common?

Fake beef

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I'm a big fan of underground rappers

Such as Tupac, Eazy-E, XXXTentacion, and Juice Wrld

Why do good rappers make bad farmers?

Because they can only make sick beets

Rappers hate Trump...

Nothing rhymes with orange.

I was going to make a joke on rappers

But I got diss-trackted

Why do rappers always buy small shoes?

'Cause they all have lil ft.

What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.

What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ

What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about?

I don’t know...Their verses aren’t Pacific.

What’s a rappers favourite toy?

A yo yo!

What do you call a convention for lizard rappers?

A reptile diss function.

Mumble rappers are dying off

Lil' by Lil'

What kind of steak do SoundCloud rappers like?

Skirrrt steak.

Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound

What a Jewish rappers favorite bread?

Challah!

Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.

They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What's a mumble rappers favorite food?

Skrrt Steak!

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?

Because they used to spit fire.

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?

Cause X gonna give it to ya

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail

He was behind bars

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

What do you call sensitive rappers?

Real bawlers

Why are there so many rappers still in jail?

Because they don't know how to end a sentence.

What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?

Gaso-lean.

What’s a criminal rappers least favorite, and favorite thing?

Bars

If 2 vegan rappers are dissing each other...

Is it still considered having a beef?

What do ghosts, rappers, and programmers have in common?

Boolean

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What state produces the most mumble rappers?

Virgin-yuh.

[OC] Why do rappers wear so much fake gold?

Faux show.

If there were two vegetarian rappers

Could they still have beef? Or would they squash it!

Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?

It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."

What’s a rappers favorite type of weather?

A Lil Wayne

My friend makes paintings of Eminem combined with other famous rappers

He's a mixed Marshall artist.

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