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All rappers are necrophiliacs

They always sing about fucking my mom

Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?

It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."

What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.

How does Eminem beat Rappers in a fight?

Mixed Marshall Arts

What kind of coffee do rappers drink?

Drip

What’s a rappers favourite toy?

A yo yo!

What do rappers and vegans have in common?

Fake beef

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail

He was behind bars

Are there any medium rappers?

They're always Big or Lil

Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound

Most celebs have incoherent thoughts when elderly.

Rappers on the other hand have incoherent thots.

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?

Because they used to spit fire.

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Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same

both require subtitles.

What a Jewish rappers favorite bread?

Challah!

Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.

They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

What’s a criminal rappers least favorite, and favorite thing?

Bars

Why are there so many rappers still in jail?

Because they don't know how to end a sentence.

What do ghosts, rappers, and programmers have in common?

Boolean

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?

Cause X gonna give it to ya

What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?

Gaso-lean.

Why do rappers hate Trump?

Nothing rhymes with orange.

[OC] Why do rappers wear so much fake gold?

Faux show.

An American and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The American says to the Zimbabwean, “You know, we have a few good rappers in America. My favourite would have to be Eminem, have you got a favourite?”
The Zimbabwean thinks for about 5 seconds and says, “Well yes, of course. My favourite would have to be 50 cent, or as we call him, 400 billion d...

What's a mumble rappers favorite food?

Skrrt Steak!

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