I have such issues with Panic! At The Disco.

They’re teaching people to follow a single path when really, you can panic anywhere.

Went to a disco for the blind.

I danced like nobody was watching.

I went to a Seafood Disco last night.

I pulled a mussel.

I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night.

It was Mordor on the dance-floor.

I was at my school disco..

Walking across the hall to get a drink. One of my classmates came up to me and said ‘dude, your shoes are on smoking hot!’

I gave them a smile and kept walking to get a drink. Another classmate then approached me and said ‘hey bro, you’re on fire tonight!’

I gave them a wink and some ...

What do you call a mosh pit at a disco?

A Cluster Funk.

What do vehicles do in discos?

They brake-dance

I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment

I got a complaint from the mime next door.

Went to the disco last night...

Went to the disco last night.
They played Twist, so I did the Twist.
They played Jump, so I jumped.
They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one..

Why was there Panic! At the Disco?

Because there was Blood on the Dance Floor.

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?

You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.

A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going...

The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”


The husband replies, “It looks like he’s still celebrating.”

At a disco:

He: “wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
She:”I had to fart”

I man and his wife walk into a disco...

And in the middle of the dance floor there is a very handsome man with a great body and expensive jewelry. Who is busting some serious moves, back flips, moon walking, running man etc.
The wife turns to her husband and says "see that man he asked me to marry him ten years ago but I said no"
T...

What do you call 500 epileptics at a disco?

A foam party!

[OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.

We call ourselves... The Pillage People.

At the disco:

A man walks up to a woman and asks: "Would you like to dance?"

Woman: "Yes, i would like that very much."

Man: "Ok, go dancing then. Meanwhile i will chat with your friend."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco

He had no body to go with

I misplaced my watch at a disco

So I tried to find it.

I saw it on the dancefloor, being stood on by a guy. That's when I noticed that he was trying to grope her and she obviously wasn't enjoying it.

I walked up to him, tapped him on the back and delivered a swift kick to his balls. He fell over, moaning in pain.
...

Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?

He ended up pulling a mussel

I went camping in the snow.

As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent.

I just got back from a bulimic disco

The place was heaving!

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I just participated in a silent disco.

Well, I got drunk at the morgue.

I went to a disco last night (variation)

The DJ said, "Sing with me". I sang with him.
The DJ said, "Put your hands together". I put my hands together while singing along.

The DJ said, "Come on everyone". I was thrown out of the Disco.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shoppi...

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band?

They're called 'Hispanic at the Disco'

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi...

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi were arguing as to who were the best at their job. So they decided to go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it to their respective religion. After several hours, they met up again at a local disco to share the result of their venture.

The priest...

A joke for Tony Bennett fans...

Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.
Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.

Larry went to heaven and ...

What do you call a band where all the members are minorities?

Hispanic at the disco

I lost my ABBA cd

Where did the disco?

Top 20 worst jokes ever !!!!

The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
You, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a...

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I was at a party the other night.

I walked into the rager eager for a drink to quell my thirst, it was 9pm and things were just starting to heat up. A few steps through the door and I was greeted by a petit partygoer with flashing lights in her hair, she said something but I couldn't hear her over the DJ, but I wasn't really interes...

I started an emo salsa band

We're called Hispanic at the Disco

There was a scared Spanish man at a club

Hispanic at the disco.

When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me

I was never scared though, I loved disco music

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If ghosts were real..

my basement would be like a depressing school disco

Omegle joke

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: Hey.

Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?

Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.

Guy 1: Who's there?

Guy 2: Disco.

Guy 1: Disco who?

Guy 2: Disconnected.

'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'

Guy 1: ...

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: M...

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Odd Signs From England

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STE...

I ran into a dance club for people with back problems

It was called the Slipped Disco

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