Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.

Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.

What's the difference between raping and rapping?

Where you put the pp.

What do you call a Gimp with a talent for Rapping?


My grandpa and Eminem rapping have 1 thing in common

They don't breathe

If I can't focus on my work because someone is rapping about me

then I've been diss track-ted

Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they're always spitting fire.

What do you call a rapping DEA agent?

Narky Nark

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My father must think I’m good at rapping

He calls me Lil Bitch.

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What's the difference between raping and rapping?

One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent.

If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping..

He'd become Royce Da 9-5.


Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares her...

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

Four dads are arguing, each dad claims to have the best son in the world.

The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. He has even appeared on many TV shows. He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country....

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