Alternative nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

What rhymes with Orange

No it doesn’t

I finally have to admit that my hip-hop is weak and my rhymes are lame...

...so I am forced to hand in my too wack notice.

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Thats my Boy

Teacher asked his students to make rhymes with their names

Bran :
my name is brand
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to Russia and Japan
If I can , if I can, if I can

Jady :
My name is Jady
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can...

My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

One monkey says to another monkey, “what rhymes with Banana” and the other monkey says

“No it doesn’t.”

I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?

“My mother’s tits”, oh shit I meant to say paper clips

Fun with rhymes.

If plants wore pants would plants try to dance? If plants tried to dance would plants have a chance if plants wore pants and you took a glance? If plants wore pants would they joust with a lance? If plants had a lance would the blow hit or glance? If plants were advanced and wore pants and danced th...

People say nothing rhymes with orange.

It seems very strange to me.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Home Minister, the Minister of Defence and the Minister of Fisheries are on a state visit to the Vatican.

As a courtesy, the Pope dines with them that night. The food is good, and the conversation still better. As the evening wears on, the Home Minister notices that her cup has run dry, and uses the opportunity to show off her inexhaustible wit. "Pope the divine," she says, turning to the solemn head of...

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.

Because he's orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.

People always tell me my rhymes don't make sense.

And they're absolutely right. Pretense.

What is the one word the rhymes with ‘purple’

No it’s not.

What rhymes with donut

Wow, it actually does!

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.